"Your presence is present enough! We don't want any presents!" Now I'm not sure if I should go. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo," based on the provided joke: Joke Poo:…
A lovely Czechoslovakian-born British woman approached a pawnbroker at a local mall.
She said to him in almost perfect English, "Please, I am looking for one night stand." Liking her accent, the man closed his shop, and they both went to a bar for…
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
Geri can Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Which Pokemon is best at plumbing? Answer: Pipi can. Okay, let’s break down this Spice Girls joke and then spice it up (pun intended)….
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head get divorced?
She caught him trying on her parts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the Plumber…
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight! Go and…
Headstone problems
His wife having passed away a Yorkshireman went to the local monumental mason in order to acquire a suitable headstone in time for the funeral. The mason asked for suggestions regarding a…
I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”, “uses a wheelchair”, etc…
That’s when I realized…the comments were disabled. Original Joke: I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”,…
I hated watching silent movies with my dad.
He always had to add smell. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: I hated going to puppet shows with my grandma. She always had to pull my…
Why is the world so bad?
It's only awarded one star. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why are the toilets at the fancy restaurant always so clean? Because they’re only given one…
Why do robots always take the subway during the week?
Because it is their sub routine. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why Do Compost Bins Get So Depressed? Why do compost…