A man is driving in the early morning hours when he sees a hitchhiker at the side of the road, standing next to a suitcase, holding a bottle of rum. The driver…
Credit to my 9 year old daughter for this one:
“Dad, is One Direction still together?” “No, I think they broke up” “Ohhhh, so they all decided to go their own way” (She didn’t realize she made a joke until I pointed…
How do apostrophes get dieseases?
They contract them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How do compost heaps get so upset? They get in cahoots with the worms and decompose themselves! Alright, let’s dissect this grammatical gag!…
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A Swedish author has written a reimagining of the classic Asimov book “I Robot”, replacing the robots with New Zealand parrots. It’s called… Ikea Joke Poo: Culinary Catastrophe In culinary news: A…
We need to talk
Is it about how I act like I know everything? Yes, it is I knew it! Joke Poo: We Need to Potty We need to potty. Is it about how I always…
What do you call a cow that’s had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your cow joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a hard drive that’s been completely wiped? De-fragmented. Okay, let’s analyze this…
Have you heard of Alexander Graham Bellski?
He was the first American telephone Pole! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Alexander Graham Bellski joke, aiming to retain a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke…
What did one butt-cheek say to the other?
Brother, if we just stick together, we can really end this shit. Joke Poo: What did one eyelash say to the other? Sister, if we just stick together, we can really end…
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I don't know how they get in there. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: How many centipedes does it take to change a tire? Two. One to do…
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers Always Carry a Wrench? Because they AAAARRGHHHH!!!… just kidding! They need to UNCLOG!!! Alright, let’s analyze this classic. Original Joke Dissection: Core Element: The…