The first few days were the hardest Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the nudist colony joke, keeping a similar structure and aiming for a twist: Joke Poo: The Introvert Retreat…
I do not PM
Therefore I AM Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on "I do not PM. Therefore I AM": Original Joke: I do not PM. Therefore I AM. Joke Poo Title:…
Claudia Winkleman won’t get her MBE at Buckingham Palace
It'll be at a Fringe Event. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Claudia Winkleman MBE joke, titled: Joke Poo: Prue Leith’s Prize Prue Leith won’t be getting…
What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?
Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…
West Virginia has proclaimed a new dancing queen
She's young and sweet, only seven teeth Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" take on the West Virginia dancing queen joke, with the title "The Galactic Emperor’s Decree": Title: The Galactic Emperor’s Decree…
So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!
But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man Original Joke: Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only…
A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas
They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…
Recently, a new Commander at an Army Camp was selected
The Commander was never stationed at the camp before, so he was given a tour of the camp. Suddenly, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. Surprised, he asked them why they…
A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, "Try our Exotic Breakfast now", so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and…
What do your cell phone provider and a sex worker have in common?
They both charge you a hookup fee. Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a dating app have in common? They both charge you a connection fee and hope things keep flowing….