“I made my family’s favourite cake over the weekend,” she told the group, “and they ate half of it at dinner. The next day, I kept staring at the other half until…
A woman goes to the doctor
The doctor asks her what the problem is. She says "I have these weird marks on my inner thighs." She lifts her skirt and spreads her legs, showing two large circles, one…
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.
The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15. When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned,…
One shoelace asks the other, “have you talked to a therapist about getting your life in order yet?”
"I'm a frayed knot" Joke Poo: A Toilet Brush asks the Plunger, "Have you considered professional help to handle your existential angst?" "I’m just so down about things, and I feel like…
What goes pataclop pataclop pataclop ratatatatata pataclop pataclop pataclop ?
An Amish drive-by shooting Joke Poo What goes ploop… ploop… splash… glug glug glug… ploop… ploop… … A lactose-intolerant mermaid trying to order a milkshake at a drive-thru. Alright, let’s dissect this…
Lego Braille
Little blind boy: daddy, my legos have braille on them! Dad: oh yeah son, what do they say? Little boy: bbbbbbbbbbbb Joke Poo: Musical Poo Little blind boy: Daddy, my piano keys…
Why did the blind guy oppose the votes?
He knew the eyes have it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to unclog the toilet? He knew it…
I should stop worrying about what others think.
Right? Right?! Joke Poo: I Should Stop Caring About My Garden Gnomes I should stop caring about what my garden gnomes think. Right? Right?! They’re made of ceramic! Alright, let’s dissect this…
Yo mama so fat
She only has widely-held beliefs. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the "Yo Mama" structure, attempting to maintain a similar comedic punchline, titled Joke Poo: Joke Poo: Your Argument So Weak Your…
My girlfriend (Ruth) said she wanted a ride on my motorcycle.
As I drove her down the road I ran over a pothole and she fell off. I rode on…Ruthlessly. Joke Poo: Title: The Professor’s Trip My archaeology professor, Dr. Stone, said he…