£2000 Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What Do Hamsters Consider a Mansion? … A cardboard box with a window. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Core Elements: Premise: The question establishes a…
I’m in a relationship with 4 blacksmiths…
call that shit Polyarmoury Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m in a relationship with 8 plumbers… …I call that a Poly-puddle. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Core Element:…
What did the shoelace say when it became untied?
Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…
I had to get blood drawn recently…
…and I explained to the phlebotomist that I am deeply bothered by IV's and blood drawing generally, and may need to sit for a minute after she was finished with the vials….
Do you ever wonder how much you could’ve accomplished in life if you didn’t overthink everything?
I think about it all the time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Do you ever wonder how much time you could’ve saved…
the “fast food” industry is a scam.
their food does NOT make you faster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled: Joke Poo: Organic Produce Their advertisements make you think eating organic vegetables…
I called the tinnitus hotline today.
No one answered, it just kept ringing! Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Haunted Landline I tried calling the Ghostbusters’ hotline today. No one answered. I just kept hearing spectral moaning……
I needed a drink after having wild sex with a menopausal red head.
It was a dry ginger rail. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo I needed a snack after mediating a peace treaty…
A 4th grade teacher asked her class who could use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny’s hand shot up, and he said – Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them?
The teacher said – Johnny, that’s not the question I asked. Johnny said – I know, but please Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them? The teacher says no, farts do…
A guy goes to the golf course to play as a single
The starter tells him there is another single so if it's ok he's going to pair them up. The two are really enjoying each other's company when the first golfer asks what…