Yeah you are Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: What state is Boise the capital of? Yeah, you are. Joke Poo Title: The Existential…
The therapist said my wife and I were both right ….
So, we left. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke: Joke Poo: The Programmer The compiler said my code and I were both right… So, it ran. Alright, let’s break…
I live in such a friendly area.
I just saw a group of young guys checking that I'd locked my car door. I would have thanked them if they hadn't been so shy and ran off. Okay, here’s my…
Bar patrons hear a car screeching to a halt, and moments later a panicking man enters and shouts “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
Someone speaks up, “Well… from 30 cm up to around one meter…” “Oh noooo! I hit a nun!” Joke Poo: Title: Boardroom Boo-Boo Board members sit around a large table when suddenly…
Damn Fish
One day a priest is walking through town when he hears a young man yelling "Damn Fish, come get your damn fish'. The priest, surprised at the young mans language in the…
(Long) Two leprechauns knocked on the door of an Irish convent…
The door opens, and an astonished elderly nun looks out. "Pardon me, Sister," says one, "but would you happen to have a nun living here who's about this high"? He holds his…
A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…
Marvin was walking through the state fair looking at the rides and attractions when he saw a huge sign on a tent proclaiming, “Come see The Magnificent Bob”.
So he goes to the entrance, pays his two dollars, and goes inside. After about ten minutes, the act was to begin. Magnificent Bob came on stage wearing nothing but a bathrobe….
What did the South Korean traveler say at the currency exchange when he received his money without being told the exchange rate?
I have won, but at what cost? Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on the original, trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising element: Joke Poo: The Existential Baker What did…
Bangkok STD
A man goes to Bangkok on a business trip. While he's there, he decides to sample the carnal pleasures. When he gets back home he notices there's something wrong with his male…