Went out. Had a few drinks, nice guy. He's a web designer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the spider joke: Joke Poo: My Landlord’s Request My landlord…

I went to a science school a while back. You were rewarded for late submissions. They'd give you a tardigrade. Joke Poo: Office Supplies I used to work in an office where…

Icy dead people Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Titanic/Sixth Sense joke: Joke Poo: What’s the connection between a compost bin and a zombie movie? "Rotting, undead…

and goes to write her shift notes but when she goes to grab her pen she pulls a thermometer out of her top pocket instead. "Great," she sighs. "Some arsehole's got my…

The librarian whispers, 'They're right behind you! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Landfill Librarian A sanitation worker walks into a municipal landfill’s…

He sees a bottle of fish-flavored beer on the shelf. Out of curiosity, he buys it. He takes a sip, immediately spits it out, and exclaims, “This is the worst thing I’ve…