When one of the parents was picking up their kid they commented,”Did you get the idea for this from that movie?” I said,”I did!” They go,”Oh my god! I loved Daddy Daycare!”…
Prayer
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…
A new cave has been opened in hell
The souls of people who worked their whole lives without vacations, dutifully paid their loans, didn’t steal, didn’t protest, didn’t break the rules – that’s exactly where they end up. One devil…
The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
Tom is given a gun and taken to a door. “Inside this room,” the CIA agent says, “you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!” Tom replies, “You can’t…
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
Come on in, the water’s brine. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pickle joke: Joke Poo: The Email’s Lament What did the unread email say to the…
A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
The teacher said: “Now that we’re all grown up, we aren’t going to use baby talk any more. Instead we’re going to use grown-up words. Now who would like to start by…
At the hospital…
A blonde runs inside an emergency room screaming in panic: “Doctor, doctor, how is he?” The doctor says: “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… He’s suffered a massive heart attack, three…
A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me…talking to the wine." Joke Poo: The Compost Confession A gardener is kneeling in their vegetable patch, shoveling compost, when…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
Two guys are queuing in front of a grocery store to buy some potatoes. It's been hours, queue's moving at a snails pace. One of them snaps out, "that's it, I've had…