Because they change them so often. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, attempting to capture a similar kind of surprising twist: Joke Poo: Why do…
My ex needs a kidney transplant
And I’m not worried, cause she has never rejected an organ Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the kidney transplant joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My prize-winning rose bush needs…
I got kicked out and banned from the local Laser Tag arena
Apparently, they frown on you using a knife to save ammo Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, inspired by your Laser Tag joke: Joke Poo: The Library Late Fee I got suspended…
A man is driving to an important meeting. He’s running late, completely stressed, and can’t find a parking spot anywhere.
In desperation, he looks up to the sky and says, "Lord, please help me find a parking spot. If you do, I swear I'll quit drinking and go to church every single…
An elderly Irish priest from a little village in Mayo meets God in his sleep
God tells him "Because you've served me so faithfully, you've been granted a reward: you can ask me any three questions." The priest ponders this a bit, as he doesn't want to…
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work.
They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll…
Sir, you can’t bring 20 pounds of putrid animal flesh onto the flight. You’ll have to leave it behind.
"Oh, that?" said the vulture. "That's just my carrion." Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum “Excuse me, madam, I can’t allow you to bring that three-foot-tall mound of steaming compost onto the plane….
Elton John is good at piano
And sucks on the organ Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the Elton John one, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Title: Garth Brooks Garth Brooks is a great singer, But struggles…
My son told me the other day that green sea turtles are no longer endangered.
I said: “Well, there is a lesson there son. We can accomplish incredible things with determination, hard work and a little paint”. Joke Poo: My daughter told me the other day that…
I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time today.
I was shocked! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that original joke: Joke Poo: I Checked My Colonoscopy Results and My Lottery Ticket I checked my colonoscopy results and…