…at the end of Beautiful Day, Bono shushes the crowd and starts snapping his fingers into the microphone, "snap….snap…..snap…." The crowd quiets, "….snap…..snap…" Bono speaks into the mic, keeping the snapping of…
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, 10 dead Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the "Pun enters a room…" joke: Joke Poo: Dad Joke’s Day Off Dad Joke enters a room, kills all conversation. Alright, let’s…
When Anakin’s mom died he became…
Little Orphan Ani. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: When Vader’s digestive system gave out, he became… …Constipated Darkness. Okay, let’s break down that joke and then try to build upon it….
I’m learning electric guitar but I can only practice Sunday mornings…
…I’m getting a lot of feedback. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Compost Blues I’m trying to start a worm composting bin, but I can only add kitchen scraps on…
A priest fresh out of seminary was to conduct his first mass in his new parish and was extremely nervous.
The monsignor gave him a bit of advice. "Just take some vodka up in your water glass and take a sip when you're nervous". So the priest did just that. He had…
I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
There was no plaque. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your toothbrush inventor joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I visited the final resting place of the farmer…
My dad asked if I knew why he called me son…
He said "Because you're so bright". Honest to God he did this multiple times a week. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, playing on the setup of a father using the same…
I’ve always been more impressed with living music creators.
The dead ones can only decompose. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled as requested: Joke Poo: The Recycled Joke I’ve always been more impressed with current meme creators….
The diagnosis
A man who recently visted the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call from the doctor. Sounding a bit…
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…