A blonde driver gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop says, "License and registration please." The driver, being blonde, expresses confusion about the license. The cop says, "You know, that…
My friend told me he was surprised The Exorcist didn’t become a popular franchise.
I told him, what did you expect? Possession is 9/10ths of the lore. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Accountant My friend told me he was surprised my accountant didn’t get…
My friend Maria told me she has a terminal case of the clap.
I said “You’re a goner, Ria.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Ode to Code": Title: Ode to Code My programmer friend said he wrote…
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old…
You can only pick 2
Happiness, Being right, Being married Okay, I can only pick 2 from the list "Happiness, Being right, Being married." I choose: Being right and Being married. Here’s the original joke (I need…
What does Subway and a bad tinder date have in common?
You walk in with the promise 6 inches of hot beef. You end up with 3 limp inches of lukewarm mystery meat and you have to pay for your own drink. Okay,…
A time traveller and his wife are having arguments lately, because he doesn’t want kids and she does.
After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes. A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he's…
A judge in an obscenity trial questions the prosecution
"Look counselor, you can’t accuse this man of obscenity until you define the term pornography." The lawyer replies, "I’ll come to that." Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the obscenity trial…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
The bartender tells her to put it out, you can't smoke inside. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: Diaper Dilemma A toddler waddles into a library,…
Former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill
once said that he went to the BBC office for an interview by taxi. When he arrived, he asked the driver to wait for about forty minutes until he came back. But…