They're all dead. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that joke, titled "Joke Poo" (as requested) and modifying the original to create a similar, but different, laugh: Joke Poo…
I took a friend to see a charity play of Humpty Dumpty
After play was over, I asked him what he thought of the show. And he said he didn't like it because he hates off the wall comedy. Joke Poo: The Construction Foreman…
This is the speech that JFK gave to Marilyn Monroe on their first night:
"We went to my room not because it was easy, we went to my room because it was hard." (I’m a touring comedian, will be in Chicago Sunday if you want to…
Why are aquarium’s so strict?
There is always something fishy going on Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why are diaper companies always so secretive? Because they’re constantly covering up a whole lot of crap!…
I woke up the other night to the sound of BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ
I asked my wife if there was a fly in the room and she said YES! YES! YES! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Diaper…
A man sits down
A man sits down next to an attractive woman at a bus stop and asks her “can I smell your pussy?” She says no and slaps him. He responds “oh it must…
Today I found out that I’m destined to be a lousy parent.
Social services came and took my inner child. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Data Dump Today I discovered I’m destined to be…
Baby roach: what happens if they use raid
Papa roach: suffocation, no breathing Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing on the original Roach joke: Joke Poo: Seedling Panic Baby sprout: What happens if they use Roundup? Mama…
The cat and the bird
A tree grew in the middle of a garden and on that tree was a branch with a leaf. A worm was looking at the leaf and thinking "if I wait just…
A joke I heard from my friend recently.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…