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My mom died after we couldn’t remember her blood type.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

As she died, she kept telling us to be positive, but it’s just hard without her, you know? Joke Poo: My goldfish died after we couldn’t remember its water type. As it…

The worst part about Kissing a 10 is

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Cold feeling of the Mirror on my lips Okay, I’ll create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, keeping the spirit but changing the core elements. Title: Joke Poo – The…

A principal of a small middle-school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Though he was a rather stern disciplinarian and a bit of an old fuddy-duddy, he was not primarily concerned with issues of modesty and innocence. Rather, for some reason, when applying it…

Have you heard about the nudist community on YouTube?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They avoid shorts Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the nudist YouTube community joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Have you heard about the vegetarian vampire community’s YouTube…

I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in, and I shook it all about.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then the taxi driver told me to stop messing around. Okay, here’s a joke based on your "right foot in" joke, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist, and…

What do a suicide bomber and a premature ejaculator have in common?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Both are terrified of going off early. Joke Poo: What Do a Hesitant Plumber and a Constipated Hippo Have in Common? Both are really worried about things not coming out smoothly. Okay,…

My surgeon told me…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Your Patella measures exactly 2.54cms" I said "Inch high knees?" he said "Nin de gu zheng hao wei 2.54 limi" Joke Poo: My Architect Told Me… My architect told me… "Your toilet…

one day I entered a vast and grand library — a world overflowing with knowledge and wisdom

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

As I stepped in, I felt lost in this universe of books; every direction pulled me toward a treasure of learning, and it felt like I had wandered into an endless labyrinth…

I feel like the quality of pornography has declined in recent years…

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

It all seems so amateur now Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Bathroom Blunders I feel like the quality of public restrooms has…

The average woman spends over $33,000 at the salon across her lifetime

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I don't know all the details, that's just the highlights Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming for a similar surprise-twist ending: Joke Poo: The Comedian’s…

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