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Why is the tower of Pisa leaning

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Its got better reflexes than the WTC Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Pisa Tower joke, titled "Joke Poo," aiming for a similar blend of dark humor and surprise: Joke…

What’s a suicide bombers worst fear?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dying alone. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Astronaut’s Log What’s an astronaut’s greatest fear during a spacewalk? …Running out of space. Alright, let’s detonate this joke! (Figuratively, of course….

What was the first gift Brigitte Macron ever gave Emmanuel Macron?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hall pass Joke Poo: What did the plumber give the toilet for its birthday? A roll of the good stuff. Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke: Setup: "What was…

So I was at this plastic surgery hospital, and the doc asked me to pick any nose.

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He wasn't happy when I put my fingers in his. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Veterinarian Visit So, I was at this exotic animal veterinarian clinic, and the…

I want to tell you that anyone who plays heavy metal music at work……

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Is office rocker. Yeah. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt, titled "Joke Poo" (because why not?). Original Joke: "I want to tell you that anyone who…

Have you seen the porno that’s filmed at a campground?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's fucking in tents. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo," taking inspiration from your campground porno joke: Joke Poo Have you seen the documentary about the composting toilet? It’s full of…

Ingrown Hairs

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman's dog kept getting ingrown hairs it its ears. Tired of spending money at the vets, she went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist what she could do about ingrown…

Wife: What’s the difference between a joke and 2 dlcks?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husband: What? Wife: I can't take a joke Joke Poo: Boss Battle Blues Boss: What’s the difference between a performance review and a double espresso? Employee: What? Boss: I can’t stand a…

A butcher walks into a lawyer’s office….

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

"How can I help you?" The lawyer asks. "If a dog caused damage to my property, can I charge the owner to repair the damage?" "Of course," "Good. You owe me $40,"…

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ambulance! Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet overflowing with chocolate? A Hershey squirt! Alright, let’s dissect this shovel-headed humor! Joke Breakdown: Setup: "What do you call a man with…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My therapist thought I was a communist
  • A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.
  • A man walks home from work.
  • Everyone at the autopsy club is excited
  • What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe
  • What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?
  • Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
  • Famous last words…
  • Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
  • Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.
  • A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar.
  • I don’t want to brag, but I made 6 figures last year
  • A giraffe was walking through the jungle…
  • What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
  • An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
  • When Beethoven passed away
  • My wife hates that I’m always making urination jokes. She said she feels like her opinion doesn’t matter to me.
  • (Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
  • “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
  • Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
  • Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
  • Who is smarter?
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
  • America vs England
  • What spice makes you happy when you use it?
  • Train tracks are like nipples.
  • Tarzan and Jane
  • A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
  • Recently a guy in our friends group came out as being a car-philiac.
  • A guy is rushed to the hospital and plugged into life support.
  • A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan
  • A Texan is in Boston
  • A son in love confides in his father
  • Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.
  • My Girlfriend yelled at me, “Stop it with all your corny jokes”
  • Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.
  • An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.
  • Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
  • Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?
  • Difference between Guts and Balls
  • What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?
  • Being in love is like shitting in your pants…
  • My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.
  • Golf Wife
  • An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
  • My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
  • An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside.
  • A teacher noticed a little boy squirming in his seat and not paying attention.
  • I asked my friend a question
  • Mom leaving for work is asking her young son: “What are you going to do this afternoon while I’m gone?”

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