I said: “Well, there is a lesson there son. We can accomplish incredible things with determination, hard work and a little paint”. Joke Poo: My daughter told me the other day that…
I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time today.
I was shocked! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that original joke: Joke Poo: I Checked My Colonoscopy Results and My Lottery Ticket I checked my colonoscopy results and…
An elderly priest dies and is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St Peter.
"Father Mulgrew, we've been expecting you," says the saint. "Please go with this angel. We've got you a lovely little retirement shack on the edge of the woods. It's a humble little…
Grammar Joke: What’s the difference between, “My parents’ house.” and “My parent’s house.”
My dad just died. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Grammar Joke: Joke Poo: Emoji Joke What’s the difference between “Sending you ❤️❤️” and “Sending you ❤️”?…
What happened before the Big Bang?
God standing with his fingers in his ears. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What happened before the Great Flush? The Toilet standing with its flapper open, humming to itself. Okay, let’s…
Back in high school, my math teacher was missing a thumb
Every time he wrote on the chalkboard, we couldn’t help but notice. Everyone was curious about how it had happened. One day I finally found the courage to ask him, ‘Sir, how’d…
Why doesn’t Wonder Woman cry?
Because it’ll ruin Themyscira. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Wonder Woman joke: Joke Poo: Why Doesn’t Aquaman Complain About Bad Restaurant Service? Because he doesn’t want to make a…
I’ve started selling second hand watches on eBay
The number of complaints I've had, asking where the minute and hour hands are… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your watch joke, titled “Used Typewriters Online”: Title:…
What did the concerned mother shark tell her vegetarian son, who went to Bali to reinvent himself?
"Eat prey, love." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that shark joke, titled “Emu-otional Support”: Title: Emu-otional Support Joke: What did the exasperated zookeeper say to the overly…
We used to have empires, run by emperors.
Then we had kingdoms, run by kings. Now we have countries, run by… Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Corporate Climb We used to have small businesses, run by entrepreneurs. Then we…