7 times. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Octo-Bathroom I can count the number of arms I use to hold all my bathroom toiletries on one hand….
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away. Joke Poo: What happens to a chronically indecisive loaf of bread? It never gets buttered, always yeasting for a decision. Alright, let’s dissect this amphibious parking violation! Joke…
Two old men in a book club are talking about having just read The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
One of the old men ponders a question and says "Hey, do you think that formula Dr Jekyll made was expensive? And the other old man says "It shouldn't be. My wife…
My mom died after we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to be positive, but it’s just hard without her, you know? Joke Poo: My goldfish died after we couldn’t remember its water type. As it…
The worst part about Kissing a 10 is
The Cold feeling of the Mirror on my lips Okay, I’ll create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, keeping the spirit but changing the core elements. Title: Joke Poo – The…
A principal of a small middle-school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.
Though he was a rather stern disciplinarian and a bit of an old fuddy-duddy, he was not primarily concerned with issues of modesty and innocence. Rather, for some reason, when applying it…
Have you heard about the nudist community on YouTube?
They avoid shorts Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the nudist YouTube community joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Have you heard about the vegetarian vampire community’s YouTube…
I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in, and I shook it all about.
Then the taxi driver told me to stop messing around. Okay, here’s a joke based on your "right foot in" joke, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist, and…
What do a suicide bomber and a premature ejaculator have in common?
Both are terrified of going off early. Joke Poo: What Do a Hesitant Plumber and a Constipated Hippo Have in Common? Both are really worried about things not coming out smoothly. Okay,…
My surgeon told me…
"Your Patella measures exactly 2.54cms" I said "Inch high knees?" he said "Nin de gu zheng hao wei 2.54 limi" Joke Poo: My Architect Told Me… My architect told me… "Your toilet…