Then the taxi driver told me to stop messing around. Okay, here’s a joke based on your "right foot in" joke, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist, and…
What do a suicide bomber and a premature ejaculator have in common?
Both are terrified of going off early. Joke Poo: What Do a Hesitant Plumber and a Constipated Hippo Have in Common? Both are really worried about things not coming out smoothly. Okay,…
My surgeon told me…
"Your Patella measures exactly 2.54cms" I said "Inch high knees?" he said "Nin de gu zheng hao wei 2.54 limi" Joke Poo: My Architect Told Me… My architect told me… "Your toilet…
one day I entered a vast and grand library — a world overflowing with knowledge and wisdom
As I stepped in, I felt lost in this universe of books; every direction pulled me toward a treasure of learning, and it felt like I had wandered into an endless labyrinth…
I feel like the quality of pornography has declined in recent years…
It all seems so amateur now Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Bathroom Blunders I feel like the quality of public restrooms has…
The average woman spends over $33,000 at the salon across her lifetime
I don't know all the details, that's just the highlights Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming for a similar surprise-twist ending: Joke Poo: The Comedian’s…
With tears in my eyes, I told my wife my dad had chosen me to gift his entire Encyclopedia Britannica audiobook collection.
She looked at me and said, ‘Wow… that really speaks volumes. Joke Poo: The Compost Heap With a sigh of despair, I told my toddler that Grandpa had bequeathed his entire collection…
My niece (8) was teaching my daughter (6) compound words
Niece: (after just seeing a cockroach) cockroach is a compound word. Cock, roach. Daughter: what's cock? Niece: it's what Dad uses. Daughter: how? Niece: he uses it to seal the holes ants…
Blind man and blondes
(My son told me this joke. It’s a bit long) A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. He and the bartender have a nice, but…
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning
Its got better reflexes than the WTC Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Pisa Tower joke, titled "Joke Poo," aiming for a similar blend of dark humor and surprise: Joke…