"Where did you get that?" her grandma asks. "The boys at school paid me a dollar to climb the big tree!" she says. "You silly girl," the grandma scolds. "They only did…
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and speaks with an old rancher..
…With a serious look, he tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher nods, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there",…
From an exhausted grandparent:
Anyone trying to keep up with a five-year-old knows that Einstein wildly underestimated the amount of energy in a given mass! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
If you’re building a log cabin in New Hampshire and you want a stone tile roof, always use an insulator between the lumber and the shingles
This is because it is vital to maintain the separation of birch and slate Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the log cabin joke, titled “Compost Conundrum”: Compost…
A man at the company
A man had been working at the same company for years, quietly doing his job, never causing trouble. One day, his boss walked by and noticed him staring intensely at a blank…
Mr Smiths last wishes
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for…
Fun fact.
Koi fish always travel in group of 4. When attacked, koi A B and C scatter. Leaving only the D koi. Joke Poo: The Stool Pigeon Fun Fact: Cockroaches are surprisingly loyal…
I went to a bakery and said “I’d like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips.”
The baker said, “Sorry, we only take cash.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your muffin joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Consultant I hired a composting consultant and…
A little girl runs up to her grandmother, crying. “Grandma, why does everybody says I have a buttface?”
Her grandma gives her a hug. "Nonsense, sweetheart. You have such beautiful cheeks and lovely eyes!" Still unconvinced, the girl runs to her mom. "Mommy, is it true? Do I have a…
I got refused membership of my local snake-owners club because of my pet python…
It's Mambas only. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Butter Battle I got banned from the artisanal toast convention because of my topping…