A guy wanted a chaste woman and a virgin. So he went looking for one such. To test this, he would lower his pants and show his penis. Than he would ask:…
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on…
A small boy was performing in a school play
when he suddenly fell through a large crack in the floorboards. The audience gasped, but the boy’s mother calmly turned to her friend and said: “Don’t worry, it’s just a stage he’s…
A thesaurus walks into a bar…
A thesaurus strolls into a bar. A thesaurus ambles into a bar. A thesaurus strides into a bar. A thesaurus steps into a bar. A thesaurus jogs into a bar. A thesaurus…
Dave Grohl went to the Olive Garden
He got a plate full of parmesan because they promised not to stop when he said "when". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Dave Grohl Olive Garden…
30 years
Grandfather and grandson are in the park, when a very good looking woman walks by, the grandson says, Grandpa, I bet when you see a woman like that, you wish you were…
I saw my glamorous neighbour with her newly tricked-out Ford van and I called out to congratulate her on the ride and check we were still meeting up after the weekend.
What I actually said was "Sick Transit, Gloria! Monday?" Joke Poo: Unfiltered I saw my elderly uncle, Harold, struggling with his brand-new, state-of-the-art composting toilet. I wanted to offer some encouragement and…
Man goes to the doctor for his test results
Doctor: “I’m sorry, sir. It doesn’t look good. I’m afraid you only have five longer to live.“ Man: “5 what? Months? Years? “ Doctor: “ 4… 3… 2… 1…” Joke Poo: The…
I once was on a sled that took me down the wrong direction.
I was misled. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled as requested: Joke Poo: I Once Was on a Tour I once was on a tour guide, but gave completely…
My wife gets mad when I kill a bug
Do you know how hard it is to make it look like a bug committed suicide? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the bug suicide joke, titled… Joke…