They have really been freaking out and are scared of "the ghost" all the time. I think it's all in their imagination. That's because I've lived here over 240 years and I've…
They missed an opportunity when they invented the mammogram machine
By not calling it a booby trap. Okay, I can do that. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: They Flushed It All Away They really dropped the ball when they invented the self-flushing…
A friend asked me how I feel about nudity
I said that personally, it always left me cold Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Dog Park Dilemma A new dog owner asked…
You can see the blood flowing in your veins
if you look varicosely Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the vein joke, titled "Joke Poo: Milky Way." Joke Poo: Milky Way You can see the stars in…
Poor Marcello
Marcello, having reached the age of 65, starts to worry about death. To live longer, he joins a gym and begins a strict diet. After six months, he's feeling better, has lost…
I was charged with a hate crime after beating up a guy who didn’t pay me after losing a sports bet
We were betting on Formula One so the prosecutor argued I was motivated by race. Joke Poo: The Misunderstood Mudman I was arrested for assault after tackling a guy who refused to…
I Googled the signs and symptoms of dementia.
Why are all the links purple? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that dementia joke, titled "Toilet Troubles": Toilet Troubles I plunged the toilet and now the bathroom floor…
Shaggy God story
A grandmother wants to take her grandson to the beach. The child’s mother, is worried the old woman will not be attentive to the child…”please” the grandmother begs “I’ve even bought him…
My neighbors banged on my door at 3:30 am last night.
Luckily, I was still up,playing my guitar. They shouted "how about a little respect?" I said, "honestly I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but okay. This one's for you!" Original Joke:…
A guy goes into a bar where he meets a pair of beautiful conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away.
Closing time comes around and they decide to take the party back to his house. He gets in the door and the twins immediately drop and one starts blowing him while the…