He said the wading, the wading is the hardest part. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that Tom Petty joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Professor Plum Professor Plum was…
My wife went deer hunting for the first time.
She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks, nice guy. He's a web designer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the spider joke: Joke Poo: My Landlord’s Request My landlord…
Schooling experience
I went to a science school a while back. You were rewarded for late submissions. They'd give you a tardigrade. Joke Poo: Office Supplies I used to work in an office where…
I’m Old, Last Night…
I got up so many times last night that if you put a treadmill between my bedroom and the bathroom I'm pretty sure at some point I would be lying on the…
What’s the connection between Titanic and The Sixth Sense?
Icy dead people Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Titanic/Sixth Sense joke: Joke Poo: What’s the connection between a compost bin and a zombie movie? "Rotting, undead…
An exhausted nurse goes back to her station…
and goes to write her shift notes but when she goes to grab her pen she pulls a thermometer out of her top pocket instead. "Great," she sighs. "Some arsehole's got my…
A man walks into a library and asks for books on paranoia
The librarian whispers, 'They're right behind you! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Landfill Librarian A sanitation worker walks into a municipal landfill’s…
My wife asked if I would pick up 5 gallons of paint at the hardware store
I said – of course, that's on my bucket list Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the paint joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo My toddler asked if I…
Why did the crazy Mexican guy kill the train conductor?
He had a loco-motive Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Flatulent French Baker Get Arrested? Because he was a-yeasting a…