He sees a bottle of fish-flavored beer on the shelf. Out of curiosity, he buys it. He takes a sip, immediately spits it out, and exclaims, “This is the worst thing I’ve…
A politician is having a rally in a small town
A man walks up to the politician and tells him that their small town has two problems the first one is that they don’t have a doctor. So the politician whips out…
What do you call a group of preteen girls playing musical instruments?
A menarching band. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original: Joke Poo: The Septic Symphony What do you call a collective of plumbers attempting to tune various…
The waiter dropped my steak.
I told him I didn't want Ground beef. Joke Poo: The Dog Walker Dropped the Ball The dog walker dropped the tennis ball. I told him I didn’t want dropped fetch. Okay,…
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" –John 12:49 (NIV) Joke Poo: Title: Buddha’s Bike Buddha owned a bicycle, but was remarkably chill about it. "It is a cycle, after…
Local Idiot 1: “Does it hurt to get a tattoo?”
Local Idiot 2: "Depends on the location." Local Idiot 1: "I'm in Oklahoma." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the tattoo joke: Joke Poo: Corporate Speak Intern 1:…
Yoda once said “Do, or do not. There is no try”
He was a great Jedi, but a terrible Rugby referee. Joke Poo: The Sphinx’s Sniff The Sphinx once declared, "Riddle me this: What has an eye, but cannot see?" He was a…
I put my cat on a vegan diet.
One vegan a day is enough for her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your cat/vegan joke: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Investment I put my accountant on a…
A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…
A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story: “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he…