Tom is given a gun and taken to a door. “Inside this room,” the CIA agent says, “you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!” Tom replies, “You can’t…
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
Come on in, the water’s brine. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pickle joke: Joke Poo: The Email’s Lament What did the unread email say to the…
A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
The teacher said: “Now that we’re all grown up, we aren’t going to use baby talk any more. Instead we’re going to use grown-up words. Now who would like to start by…
At the hospital…
A blonde runs inside an emergency room screaming in panic: “Doctor, doctor, how is he?” The doctor says: “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… He’s suffered a massive heart attack, three…
A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me…talking to the wine." Joke Poo: The Compost Confession A gardener is kneeling in their vegetable patch, shoveling compost, when…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
Two guys are queuing in front of a grocery store to buy some potatoes. It's been hours, queue's moving at a snails pace. One of them snaps out, "that's it, I've had…
There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
An American legislator hosts a Russian legislator at his very nice, upscale home on a lake. The Russian is impressed and asks him how he affords this on a legislator's salary. The…
Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, I’ve got a problem. I finish way too fast during sex. I can't enjoy it at all.” The doctor nods and says, “Okay… take…
A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
He freaks out and goes to see a doctor to find out what the rings are. The doctor examines them and says "I have good news and bad news. Which do you…