They asked him to count to 10 he goes “246 810“ so they put the left half back in and remove the right half. They ask him to count to 10 again…
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
It's not even on the map! Okay, here’s the original joke: New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war because it’s not even on the map! And here’s…
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
The clerk says, "Absolutely not, we're very respectful of the Jewish community." Joke Poo: A Programmer’s Predicament A programmer walks into a therapist’s office and asks, "Do you have any debugging techniques…
I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
It was a huge waist of time. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Diaper Genie’s Lament I spent a whole month coding a smart sensor that automatically composes haikus based on…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It got ran over. Joke Poo: Why Did the Landlord Cross the Line? He didn’t. He just raised the rent across the line. Alright, let’s break down this morbid twist…
Knock knock
Who's there? Do you want two CDs. Do I want two CDs who? Do you want two CDs nuts? (Do you want to see Deez Nuts?) Okay, here’s my attempt at a…
Charley Pride was a legendary musician
But I don't understand why he gets a whole month Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" riffing on the Charley Pride joke: Joke Poo: The Toilet Paper Conundrum Title: Andrex Appreciation Month Andrex…
Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
The following day I wish her a Happy After-birthday and she calls me a sick bastard. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Data’s Delicate Dance": Title: Data’s Delicate Dance…
I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
I’m sticking to my guns! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original glue-on-hands joke: Title: Joke Poo – Fiber Optic Follies I’m going to spend all day…