Pencils confused him.2B or not 2B Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Dr. Frankenstein Struggle with Plumbing? He kept asking if…
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Whoops, my fault. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did one toilet plunger say to the clogged drain? "Well, this is awkward… guess I’ll be seeing you around, but in a…
Do the laundry
Once upon a time, there was a couple. They already had kids, so whenever they wanted to have sex, they used a codeword, "Laundry," to hide it from the kids. During a…
A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
The family gathered, but the couple's children were late and the mother-in-law complained aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late." Eventually, everyone sat down to eat, the mother-in-law insisted on sitting at the…
Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
Suddenly the plane's engines began failing, and the pilot says there isn't much time, and he'll keep the plane in the air as long as he can, and told his two passengers…
Hi. What’s your name?
"J-j-ja-ja-jaco-cob Wa-wa-wa-wat-ers." "Oh. You are stuttering?" "Nah, my father was stuttering and the registration officer was an idiot." Joke Poo: The Menu "Welcome! Table for one?" "Y-y-y-ye-ye-s, p-p-p-ple-ple-ase." "Certainly. Here’s the menu….
Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
Doctor: " what seems to be the problem?" Guy: "well, you see Doctor, I have an uncontrollable sex drive. I have to have sex with my wife 2-3 times a day "…
So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
They work for a while, and two cows come walking through the pasture beside the barn. The friend looks over and says, "Wow. Those are some fine looking animals. Where do they…
1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
I mean, we all do stupid stuff when we're drunk Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original, attempting to maintain a similar structure and comedic surprise: Joke Poo: Political Polls…
Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
Open Forbes magazine, and find your name in there. Didn’t find it? Then get your ass to work. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the original, titled "Potty Training…