A man having constant marital troubles consulted his friend who never seemed to have any argument with his wife. He advised, “The secret to my peaceful marriage is this golden arrangement- I…
There is something I don’t understand about 69
How did the 6 manage to hook up with a 9? Okay, I’ll take that challenge and deliver a "Joke Poo" based on the 69 joke. Original Joke: "There is something I…
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory. And to pass the time, they begin discussing how they died. The Tibetan man…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
When do horses eat the most?
In their hayday! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the horse joke, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: When do comedians bomb the hardest? …When they…
Confucius say…
There's a ton of these. Which ones have you heard? I'll go first. Confucius say… …man who go through airport door sideways, always going to Bangkok. …man who go up hill with…
An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
The first one orders a beer. The second orders 1/2 a beer. The third one orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender quickly catches on, pours two beers and says "You guys need…
What was the quiet pooper’s motto?
“I put the shhhhh in shit” Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What Was the Forgetful Gardener’s Motto? What was the forgetful gardener’s motto? "I put the whoops in crops!" Okay, let’s…
Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
“Why would I need another empty glass?”, responded the client. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled: Joke Poo: Programmer’s Predicament Tech Support looking at the programmer’s crashing code on the screen:…
What US military branch is the most patriotic?
Air Force. Cause they're USAF! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What kind of dog makes the best secret agent?…