Roll-on, roll-off, full of seamen and if you get a hole in one, you're sunk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that one, maintaining a similar structure and…
Knock knock
Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Yeti Yeti who? Yet another mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Helen Helen…
Doing the Laundry (true story)
My wife and I take turns doing the laundry. We separate light from colors, cold from warm wash, all that, like most people do. I had put some laundry in and had…
A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemist shop.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The…
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard…
Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
Add to the list of car names explained like the following examples: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW: Big Money Wasted CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…
The Garden
John is in prison and he gets a letter from his father, who is getting up in years. His father says he doesn't know how he's going to prepare the garden this…
My friend got fired from her job for being a company Whistleblower
She was discovered by the CEO’s wife, Mrs. Whistle Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Yard Sale My neighbor…
Something you don’t want to happen upon arriving on an exotic island:
You stumble across a hand-held video camera with the hands still attached. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Island Delivery Something you really don’t…
Two women talking in a restaurant
First woman: I was trimming the hair round my private parts and decided to use my phone as a mirror. Second woman: How did it go? First woman: It was going great…