the way I be in cider. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: He Calls Me Potpourri He calls me potpourri the way I be, all dried…
My Dad says he changes his Facebook password from time to time
I don't think he realises that they are the same words Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Database Disaster": Title: Database Disaster My boss says she rotates the…
From my 12 year old: To the guy who invented ‘zero’…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with the title "Toilet Paper Thoughts": Title: Toilet Paper Thoughts To the person who invented those tiny…
Pirate joke I thought of in the shower
"Why couldn't the Captain set sail with his lass on their Maiden voyage?" *He didn't have enough seamen* Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Launch "Why couldn’t the astronaut launch his new rocket on…
The pope is on an airplane working on a crossword puzzle.
He asks his neighbor: “What’s a 4 letter word for a woman that ends in UNT?” “Well,” says the neighbor, “that would have to be AUNT.” The pope then asks: “Do you…
Did you know that sperm cells of a whale are amongst the largest of all animals?
Did you know that the sperm cells of a whale are amongst the largest of all animals? It's true. Each individual cell is about the size of a minnow and can swim…
I used to date a woman who was a baroque music specialist. (true story)
She was a terrific singer, and also played the drum, lute, and traverso (a kind of baroque flute). Often she would be called for sessions where she had to sing and record…
What do you call a chicken orchestra?
A hensemble. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the chicken orchestra joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of synchronized toilet plungers? A flush mob. Alright, let’s analyze this…
What do pirates do when they get addicted to seaweed?
sea kelp Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do plumbers do when they get addicted to drain cleaner? They go down the tubes! Alright, let’s dive…
Keyboard walks into a bar…
Bartender says: why the long space? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar… Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your…