It also explains why I kept failing math. Joke Poo: Potty Training Poo When my toddler was learning to use the potty, I gave him a sticker every time he went number…
Today’s been a weird day.
I found a hat with $50 in it, then I got chased by a dude with a guitar. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided structure, with a title playing on…
Also at a posh suburban girls junior college….
Also at a posh suburban girls junior college… A student went to visit her professor after class. "Professor", she said, " I am not doing well in your class. I am VERY…
Dave calls up his friend
And asks if he can stay with him for a few days, saying the missus is mad at him again. The friend says, "Yes, of course, but do you mind if I…
Not trying to brag, but every time I go to the grocery store…
The cashiers check me out. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Not a Plumber Not trying to brag, but every time I eat asparagus… …the toilet checks…
A bunch of redditors get together and purchase a ride on a submarine that will cruise the deep sea, searching for the mythical “girlfriend fish”.
Legend has it, she laughs at all your jokes and loves you right, if you're funny. They all want their shot, but its an hour long dive. To pass the time, they…
The greenhouse banned the playing of all percussion instruments in their facility, effective immediately.
No more beating around the bush. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Aquarium The aquarium announced a strict "no flash photography" policy around…
A man rents a room.
He pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal white bread, using the last night's…
I Asked My Dad His Opinion on Abortion
"Why don't you ask your sister" he replied. "But I don't have a sis…" Joke Poo: I Asked My Dog His Opinion on Leaving the Vet "Why don’t you ask the cat?"…
Our new neighbor Brian, kisses his wife Goodbye, everytime he leaves for work. My wife is pissed because i never do that.
So I kissed Brian's wife and my wife filed for a divorce out of nowhere. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar…