The dead ones can only decompose. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled as requested: Joke Poo: The Recycled Joke I’ve always been more impressed with current meme creators….
The diagnosis
A man who recently visted the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call from the doctor. Sounding a bit…
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…
Why does Batman wear such a dark suit?
Because he doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin wear such a colorful suit? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke…
My husband makes THE BEST barbecue.
…it’s too bad he didn’t have more meat on him. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My Boss Bakes Badly My boss makes THE BEST spreadsheets… …it’s…
Yesterday my friend told me that I didn’t understand the meaning of the word irony
Which was ironic because we were at a hardware store Okay, here’s a joke titled "Joke Poo" that plays on the original’s structure and twist, while changing the context: Joke Poo Yesterday,…
A rope walks into a bar…
The bartender yells, "Hey! We don't like your type around here." So the rope sadly leaves the establishment. The rope stands in the alley for a few minutes before he builds up…
What a coincidence
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said : "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What…
A grieving man approaches a puzzle box maker and requests the man make a special casket for his wife, because they both loved puzzles.
Intrigued, the craftsman obliges, and sets to work making an exquisite puzzle box casket, which is buried the next day. Some time passes, and the two men cross paths again one day….
What do you call it when a police officer goes to the bathroom?
A crackdown Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the police officer bathroom joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a chef seasons the toilet? A saltine…