Because Princess Fiona was just a meaty ogre lover Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shrek joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Why…
A grizzly-looking man—well-built, with guns hanging from his waist—walks into a tavern.
He heads straight to the bartender, orders three shots, and downs them one after the other. He scans the room, and the people shift uncomfortably. The tension is thick. Then, without a…
I like telling dad jokes.
But, then again, I am a groan man. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your dad joke: Title: Joke Poo I enjoy composing haikus about composting. But, let’s…
I don’t let my kids watch orchestra performances.
It has too much sax & violins. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Coffee Shop Confession I don’t let my dates order iced coffee from this place. It’s always got…
Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
It lifts their spirits. Joke Poo: Title: Why Did the Septic Tank Specialist Retire Early? Joke: Because he was drained! Alright, let’s break down this spectral elevator gag: Joke Dissection: Setup: "Why…
Two men are sailing around the world, doing a ton of drugs, when a violent squall hits out of nowhere. In the chaos, they accidentally blow a seal in the engine and drift onto a deserted island.
They both survive, and the next day set out to explore the island. They see some seagulls, seals, coconuts, and also, rare psychoactive berries! Being who they are, they both eat a…
What do you call a German Bread tag?
A Gluten Tag! Made up by my 11 year old son. This may be my new favorite joke. Joke Poo: What do you call a French toilet clog? A Poop-Pouri! Alright, let’s…
A girl took my bedside table after I slept with her.
It was my one night stand. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the one-night stand bedside table joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Exorcist’s Removal Service A priest took…
Old Couple Goes To The Doctor
After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
Three cowboys, one campfire, and a whole lot of testosterone…
Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when…