A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…
I asked a chicken what kind of books he liked to read
He told me he's a big fan of poultry Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your chicken joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Connoisseur I asked a worm what kind of literature…
I could tell jokes about camping, I could tell jokes about dolphins.
But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: I Could Tell Jokes About Composers I could tell jokes…
You know you’re in a redneck church when…
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the…
Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?
So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…
‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.
I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…
I slept with a Marxist once.
In the morning she woke and left. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: I Cooked for a Food Critic Once In the morning, he…
Bob asked his programmer friend Joe why does he always use dark theme
Joe said, "Because light attracts bugs" Joke Poo: Title: Alice’s Analogy Alice asked her plumber friend, Pete, why he always wears such bright, neon clothing on the job. Pete said, "Because dark…
My aunt gave me a present for my birthday.
She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present. Okay, here’s…
What do you call a baby born in a brothel?
A brothel-sprout. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom? A toilet paper-back….