The bartender tells her to put it out, you can't smoke inside. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: Diaper Dilemma A toddler waddles into a library,…
Former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill
once said that he went to the BBC office for an interview by taxi. When he arrived, he asked the driver to wait for about forty minutes until he came back. But…
Fruits & Trees: Human Anatomy
A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….
Why do pirates drink juice boxes?
To conquer the Hi-C's! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your pirate juice box joke: Joke Poo: Why do astronauts carry tiny spatulas into space? To scrape the meteor-lite! Okay, let’s…
A small town doctor was renowned for his accuracy on predicting the sex of a child early in the pregnancy
When he was retiring, they asked him how he always got it right. He laughed and said, "I would tell the mother my prediction, and then immediately write down the opposite sex…
A woman gets out of the shower and hears a knock at her door.
She wraps herself in a towel and goes to look through the peephole. At the door is Jake, a friend of her live-in boyfriend. She opens the door a crack and asks…
A man walks into a nightclub.
He goes to the dance floor with three ladies, and says to them, "If I can guess the colour of your underwear you have to dance with me." His shoe is shiny…
A man is at a bar, chatting with the bartender, when the topic of sex comes up.
This guy, drunk off his ass on Blue Moon beer, accidentally confesses that he is a pervert who likes to cum in other people's food without them knowing. He says he does…
What is true about every great leader, from Julius Caesar to Abraham Lincoln, that sets them apart from you or me?
They're all dead. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that joke, titled "Joke Poo" (as requested) and modifying the original to create a similar, but different, laugh: Joke Poo…
I took a friend to see a charity play of Humpty Dumpty
After play was over, I asked him what he thought of the show. And he said he didn't like it because he hates off the wall comedy. Joke Poo: The Construction Foreman…