So I showed her my pay stub. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your pay stub joke, titled “Mascot Mishap”: Title: Mascot Mishap The other day, the high…
Daughters Premonitions
A Father puts his 3 year old daughter to bed, tells her a story and listens to her prayers which she ends by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless…
One day in the 1950s . . .
A Jewish man is talking with his rabbi one day about sin. "It seems that a day doesn't pass that I haven't sinned at least once." "We all sin at some time….
Why are dogs weighed in kilograms?
Because they hate the pound Joke Poo: Title: Why did the sewer worker get promoted to head of sanitation? Joke: Because he was outstanding in his field. Alright, let’s dive into this…
So you know what hispanic people put in their todo list?
Everything, obviously Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: Software Engineer Style So, you know what junior software…
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are chatting late one night.
Confident in their friendship, the conversation turns to their personal sins. The priest sighs. "I preach day in, day out against liquor, condemning it as a destroyer of men. Yet sometimes, to…
Mexican & black jokes are all the same
once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke: Title: Programming Jokes & Food are the Same Once you’ve debugged one, you’ve tasted…
A lady walks into a pet store, looking for an attack dog to protect her and her husband.
The owner says, "I’ve got something better—a highly trained kookaburra!" Skeptical, the lady watches as the owner demonstrates: "Kookaburra, pencil!" The bird dives and shreds the pencil to bits. Then, "Kookaburra, phone…
Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp…
…One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3…
A Japanese, an Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.
The six men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Hi, can you see me?” and they respond “Hai” “Yes” “Oui” “Ken” “Si” “Ja” Joke Poo: The…