I dunno… just had a certain something about her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your French woman joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo:…
According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nun Joke Poo: According to r/BathroomHumor, how many plumbers does it take to unclog a toilet? Nun. Alright, let’s analyze this joke. Dissection: Setup: "According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers…
The Train
A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…
At an international conference
At an international conference, a Spanish man and a Swedish lady are staying in hotel rooms next to each other. Around eleven at night the man knocks on her door with a…
I went bankrupt buying a huge collection of cast iron pans . . .
. . . but now I've become a great panhandler. Joke Poo: Ode to Latrines I went bankrupt collecting antique porcelain toilets . . . but now I’m flush with cash selling…
I said to my wife “Let’s go out for a drink. Have you ever been in the Carpenter’s Arms?”
She said “No I haven’t but I’ve cuddled the gasman.” Joke Poo: The Architect’s Square I said to my husband, "Let’s redecorate the bathroom. Have you ever used the Architect’s Square?" He…
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand.
7 times. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Octo-Bathroom I can count the number of arms I use to hold all my bathroom toiletries on one hand….
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away. Joke Poo: What happens to a chronically indecisive loaf of bread? It never gets buttered, always yeasting for a decision. Alright, let’s dissect this amphibious parking violation! Joke…
Two old men in a book club are talking about having just read The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
One of the old men ponders a question and says "Hey, do you think that formula Dr Jekyll made was expensive? And the other old man says "It shouldn't be. My wife…
My mom died after we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to be positive, but it’s just hard without her, you know? Joke Poo: My goldfish died after we couldn’t remember its water type. As it…