The owner says, "I’ve got something better—a highly trained kookaburra!" Skeptical, the lady watches as the owner demonstrates: "Kookaburra, pencil!" The bird dives and shreds the pencil to bits. Then, "Kookaburra, phone…
Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp…
…One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3…
A Japanese, an Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.
The six men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Hi, can you see me?” and they respond “Hai” “Yes” “Oui” “Ken” “Si” “Ja” Joke Poo: The…
Three engineers – one mechanical, one electrical, and one software engineer
Three engineers – one mechanical, one electrical, and one software engineer are driving down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of a forest. They wonder what to do…
A guy finds an old lamp and rubs it. Of course a genie appears and grants the guy three wishes.
The guy says, "I'm going through a divorce and every lawyer involved is a psychopathic thief. I want all lawyers on the face of the earth to be wiped out." The genie…
A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?
"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs. When her daughters…
Russian bear hunt joke
A Moscow professor goes bear-hunting to Siberia. He gets a local hunter to join him. The hunter looks at the professor and says: – You're a professor. So you're smart, right? –…
A stranger walks into a saloon in a dusty Old West town and orders a whiskey.
All of a sudden, another cowboy bursts through the swinging doors on his horse, and screams, "I'M ELUSIVE JOE! NOBODY'S EVER CAUGHT ME!" Then he spins his horse around and gallops right…
Don’t be sad about getting older
You’re just leveling up in a game where the graphics improve but the side quests hurt your knees. Joke Poo: Don’t Be Sad About Retirement Don’t be sad about retiring. You’re just…
I Don’t want needles ,
Or Gas ..said the stubborn dental patient, refusing both ….. So the Dentist gave him Viagara pills …. "I didn't know Viagra was a painkiller , ..? " "Well, it will give…