All of a sudden, another cowboy bursts through the swinging doors on his horse, and screams, "I'M ELUSIVE JOE! NOBODY'S EVER CAUGHT ME!" Then he spins his horse around and gallops right…
Don’t be sad about getting older
You’re just leveling up in a game where the graphics improve but the side quests hurt your knees. Joke Poo: Don’t Be Sad About Retirement Don’t be sad about retiring. You’re just…
I Don’t want needles ,
Or Gas ..said the stubborn dental patient, refusing both ….. So the Dentist gave him Viagara pills …. "I didn't know Viagra was a painkiller , ..? " "Well, it will give…
What turns on a ghost?
Boooooobs Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the ghost joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do zombie babies eat for breakfast? Brains and scream! Alright, let’s break down this ghostly…
How do robots get high?
They snort lines of code Joke Poo: How Do Garden Gnomes Get Drunk? Original Joke: How do robots get high? They snort lines of code. New Joke: How do garden gnomes get…
Mary is a senior at East Lansing high school
One day after gym class she emerges from the shower and notices a classmate with a big rash across her chest and stomach in the shape of the letter M. "What happened…
I just adopted a dog from the local blacksmith
when he came he made a bolt for the door Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on your blacksmith dog joke, trying to keep a similar structure and wordplay:…
Billy Bob saw a notice reading: “Man wanted for Robbery and Murder.”
He went in and applied for the job. Okay, here’s a joke based on your template, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo Dr. Emily, a renowned botanist, discovered a rare sign posted near…
I went to a restaurant and saw they had a “lady ribeye” so I ordered it.
That was a miss steak. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: I went to a plumbing supply store and noticed they were selling “Executive Plungers.”…
On a business trip to Manhattan, a man met a beautiful woman and proposed right away.
She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other!” He smiled, “That’s alright, we’ll learn as we go.” They married, honeymooned at a fancy resort, and one morning by the pool,…