when he came he made a bolt for the door Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on your blacksmith dog joke, trying to keep a similar structure and wordplay:…
Billy Bob saw a notice reading: “Man wanted for Robbery and Murder.”
He went in and applied for the job. Okay, here’s a joke based on your template, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo Dr. Emily, a renowned botanist, discovered a rare sign posted near…
I went to a restaurant and saw they had a “lady ribeye” so I ordered it.
That was a miss steak. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: I went to a plumbing supply store and noticed they were selling “Executive Plungers.”…
On a business trip to Manhattan, a man met a beautiful woman and proposed right away.
She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other!” He smiled, “That’s alright, we’ll learn as we go.” They married, honeymooned at a fancy resort, and one morning by the pool,…
A woman leaves a late-night bar in the pouring rain and hops into a cab.
The driver, a tormented 40-year-old woman, looks at her and says, "Perfect timing, you’re just like The Amazing Sharon Smith!" The woman, wiping rain off her coat, asks, "Who’s that?" The driver…
A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun.
Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed “What…
Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?”
Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?” Employee: “No, why?” Boss: “Because after you left early yesterday for your mother’s funeral, she came in looking for you.” Okay, here’s my “Joke…
A man entered the confessional and told his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped!" The priest said, "Rubbing against each…
“Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” asked the priest. “They only say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible!” said the priest. “But I have a solution. Bring them to my…
Morals
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and…