Deciding as the 3 of them found it together, they decided it was only fair they rubbed it together. They rubbed it and a genie appeared, saying: "Seeing as the three of…
An owl that was rescued after landing on a North Sea Oil Platform has been released back into the wild. Workers were surprised by the bird’s arrival…
Especially the one who found they'd been accepted into Hogwarts. Joke Poo: A Lab Rat’s Unexpected Journey A lab rat that escaped during a midnight experiment at a cutting-edge genetics lab has…
A Girl and Her Sniper Rifle
I had a friend named Sierra once. She was a pretty chill girl. Really only had two defining characteristics about her though, her love of lemon-lime sodas and her innate marksmanship. She…
Everyone I know says I’m a good person
But that might be survivor bias Okay, here’s the original joke again: Everyone I know says I’m a good person. But that might be survivor bias. And here’s my attempt at a…
My work rota uses the Gregorian calendar
Mon: Greg Tue: Ian Wed: Greg Thu: Ian Fri: Greg Sat: Ian Sun: Greg Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the calendar joke, titled “Toilet Time”: Toilet Time My bathroom schedule…
Asked my son what he learned in school today…
He said: “Gay men like Sony, Lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose" I knelt down and put my hand on his shoulder and said: “Son, those are just stereo types”…
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Pharaoh Rocher joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A dog walker in Hyde Park…
I tell my wife to buy good quality products but she always gets cheap junk…
…The only thing in our house that doesn't suck is the vacuum cleaner. Joke Poo: I tell my dog to only pee on healthy, green grass… …The only thing he avoids in…
A Roman soldier walked into a bar…
Held up two fingers and said "I'd like to order five beers please." Joke Poo: A Mathematician Walks In… A mathematician walks into a bakery… Orders ten croissants, then pauses, thinks for…
Do you know why ambulances need 2 drivers at all times?
Because it's a pair o' medics Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled: Joke Poo: Why Do Garbage Trucks Need Two Workers? Because one can’t handle…