His wife came up behind him and hit him over the head with a frying pan.. He screams hey, what’s that for? His wife said I was doing the washing and I…
A guy goes to a whorehouse for the first time. The girl comes in and says, “Are you nervous?” The guy says, “Yeah, this is my first time.”
The girl says, "Don't worry, we have just the thing for first-timers. Here's a menu of all of our services; just pick out whichever thing you would like to try." The guy…
A drummer is sick and tired…
A drummer is sick and tired of being mocked by his bandmates for knowing nothing about music, so he goes to the local music store to buy some instruments for him to…
Paddy and Mick are drunk in a graveyard
Paddy starts reading the gravestones. "Mick" he says, "Would you look at this, a feller here who was 90 when he died!" "Who's that?" says Mick. "Somebody called O'Toole from Kerry," he…
What do tortillas and socks have in common?
They burri-toes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Constellation Contemplation,” inspired by the tortilla/sock joke: Title: Constellation Contemplation What do telescopes and dentists have in common? They’re both looking…
A polar bear walks into a bar
A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a "Bacardi and……………………………………..cola" Bartender asks, whats with the huge pause? The polar bear says "These? Born with'em…." Okay, here’s my “Joke…
Two philosophy professors are having a conversation.
“You know”, says one of them, “people are indeed very strange species.” “What do you mean?”, says the other. “Well, let me give you an example. If you tell a person that…
Hello, is this the circus? Do you need a talking horse?
Hung up. "Hey! Why'd you hang up? You think it's easy to dial with a hoof?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Hello, Is this Animal Control?”. Joke Poo:…
I used to be the courthouse janitor. The worst part of the job was
Jury Doody Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the courthouse janitor joke, riffing on the pun and premise: Joke Poo: Museum Muck I used to be the night…
Yet ANOTHER Blonde Joke..
What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.. Joke Poo: Yet ANOTHER Programmer Joke What’s the difference between a junior programmer…