Hung up. "Hey! Why'd you hang up? You think it's easy to dial with a hoof?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Hello, Is this Animal Control?”. Joke Poo:…
I used to be the courthouse janitor. The worst part of the job was
Jury Doody Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the courthouse janitor joke, riffing on the pun and premise: Joke Poo: Museum Muck I used to be the night…
Yet ANOTHER Blonde Joke..
What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.. Joke Poo: Yet ANOTHER Programmer Joke What’s the difference between a junior programmer…
Another Blonde Joke..
What do a peroxide blonde and Boeing 747 have in common? They both have a black box. Joke Poo: The Compost King What do a composting enthusiast and a prize-winning pumpkin have…
Why don’t Eagles get sick?
If they did they would be ill-eagle. Original Joke: Why don’t Eagles get sick? If they did they would be ill-eagle. Joke Poo: Title: Why Plumbers Never Lose Their Cool Why don’t…
A Magician, A Parrot, A Cruise Ship, & Irreconcilable Differences
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day…
I don’t have OCD, I have CDO!
It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. Joke Poo: I don’t have IBS, I have SIB! It’s like IBS, but it’s in reverse – you’re…
Difficult times in America. Cost of living has gotten so high.
Wife even started having sex with me cause she can't afford new batteries. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo – Remote Control Difficult…
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief…
NASA is launching a new satellite to say sorry to any aliens who may have visited Earth.
It’s to be named Apollo G Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the NASA satellite joke: Joke Poo Title: Department of Sanitation’s Apology Tour The Department of Sanitation is launching a…