He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief…
NASA is launching a new satellite to say sorry to any aliens who may have visited Earth.
It’s to be named Apollo G Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the NASA satellite joke: Joke Poo Title: Department of Sanitation’s Apology Tour The Department of Sanitation is launching a…
An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there, '" indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking…
Who lights up Sherlock Holmes mind to help him solve cases?
Dr. Wattson Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Sherlock Holmes joke: Title: Joke Poo – Culinary Conundrums Who adds a little oomph to Gordon Ramsay’s dishes when…
Where do people from Alberta go after a shower?
To Airdrie Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the Alberta shower joke: Joke Poo: Where do cats from Cairo go after a bath? …To De-Nile! Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Original…
Why couldn’t the pasta get into their house?
Because they had gnocchi! Joke Poo: Why couldn’t the corn get out of the bathroom? Because it was consti-kernel! Alright, let’s break down this pasta predicament! Original Joke Dissection: Premise: A piece…
What noise does the anaesthetist make when he eats?
Numb numb numb numb numb Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the anaesthetist joke: Joke Poo: What sound does a librarian make when they eat a really, really…
Interview with a farmer
Reporter: “How much milk do these cows give?” Farmer: “Which ones? The black or the brown?” Reporter: “The brown ones.” Farmer: “About 2 gallons a day.” Reporter: “And the black ones?” Farmer:…
Why are pirates good at programming?
Because they spend their lives at C. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that pirate joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Electricians Struggle with Baking Why are electricians…
A group of tourists went on safari
The lion's share of them did not return. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the safari joke, titled “Data Dive”: Joke Poo: Data Dive A team of analysts…