Reporter: “How much milk do these cows give?” Farmer: “Which ones? The black or the brown?” Reporter: “The brown ones.” Farmer: “About 2 gallons a day.” Reporter: “And the black ones?” Farmer:…
Why are pirates good at programming?
Because they spend their lives at C. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that pirate joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Electricians Struggle with Baking Why are electricians…
A group of tourists went on safari
The lion's share of them did not return. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the safari joke, titled “Data Dive”: Joke Poo: Data Dive A team of analysts…
A guy complained to his friend that cockroaches were driving him crazy.
His friend said there’s a surefire remedy: take all the food out of the house, walk around the rooms, and wail, “There’s nothing to eat, nothing to eat at all!” He explained…
Why do pirates love Reddit?
It be the best place to exchange stolen content for gold. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the pirate/Reddit joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Why Did the Cow…
A wise man once said “All that matters in life is a good set of headphones.”
Sound advice. Joke Poo: A seasoned plumber once declared, “All that matters in plumbing is a good drain snake.” Clogged logic. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Premise: A sage-like…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you…
A Polish fellow is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: “Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!”
So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out. When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his…
Three nuns die and go to heaven.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says, "Ladies, you have been so devout that God is granting each of you six months to go back to Earth and be…
A man accidentally elbowed a woman’s breasts at the hotel lobby..
Man: " I am very sorry ma'am, but I am sure if your heart is as soft as your breasts then you'll surely forgive me.." Woman:" if your dick is as hard…