St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says, "Ladies, you have been so devout that God is granting each of you six months to go back to Earth and be…
A man accidentally elbowed a woman’s breasts at the hotel lobby..
Man: " I am very sorry ma'am, but I am sure if your heart is as soft as your breasts then you'll surely forgive me.." Woman:" if your dick is as hard…
The husband comes home with flowers for his wife after a argument
Wife: "OK, so now you just want me to forget everything and spread my legs? Husband: "We don't own a vase?" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo:…
I once met a Transformer that could turn into a plane
He had a really good fight or flight mode Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Existential Toilet I once met a toilet that was deeply philosophical. It had a…
I used to work in a Russian napkin factory…
I was a member of the serviette union. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your Russian napkin factory joke, titled “Database Blues”: Title: Database Blues I used to work maintaining a…
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
…..bison. Joke Poo: What Did the Comedian Say to His Heckler? What did the comedian say to his heckler, right after he delivered a perfectly crafted, devastating comeback? …Mic drop. Alright, let’s…
David Copperfield wants to do a tour in Russia.
He goes through customs, the customs officer, respectfully: “Are you really that Copperfield? Y’know, the magician?” “Mmm… Well, yes…” “And could you show us something?” “Of course.” Copperfield claps his hands, and…
Man walks into a chip shop with a huge cod under his arm.
He asks ‘do you sell fish cakes’, lady behind counter says ‘no, sorry’. He says ‘shame, it’s Dave’s birthday today’ Joke Poo: Man Walks Into a Dog Groomers A woman walks into…
Why shouldn’t you lick a pole in winter?
Because he'll get mad. This applies to the other three seasons as well. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original “Why shouldn’t you lick a pole in…
I read in the news this week about an Afghan migrant who was jailed for sending death threats to Nigel Farage
……..I'm fed up with people coming over here, doing our jobs*. *I am not condoning death threats, just trying to make a joke, so please keep it civil Okay, here’s my attempt…