The bartender yells "Hey, what's with the bear ?" The caveman replies, "Bear with me." "Huh", scoffs the bartender "Why don't you just let in another bear ?" "No" replies the caveman…
I wrote a song about being naked.
It's a new ditty. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I wrote a song about being naked. It’s a new ditty. Joke…
Girlfriend needs a seat!
The train was standing room only. My girlfriend really wanted to sit down so she said "Will anyone kindly give up their seat for a pregnant girl?" A guy stood up and…
I’m So Old…
My first selfie was oil on canvass. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I’m So Old… My first selfie was oil on canvas….
I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
…where the girls are green that my grass is pretty. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m surprised there’s not a bakery called “Serial Loafers…” …where the dough always rises to the…
A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
I thought the punishment would be more severe, but they just docked his pay and sent him to a pier support group for anchor management. Joke Poo: The Forgetful Farmer A scatterbrained…
I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
but I stupidly locked my keys in the car. My wife was gone, so I couldn’t use her keys. After staring at it for a couple of minutes, which didn’t work at…
A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and says, "Ma'am, you paid for economy, please return to your seat." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying…
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
He barked orders, whined about everything, and treated the nurses like they worked for him personally. Most of the staff had just about had it with him… except the head nurse. She’d…
The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
A cowboy rides into a new town and stops at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately for him, the locals have a habit of messing with strangers and when he's finished, he…