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Autopsy Club

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the autopsy club joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Circle Super…

Was in the carpark whilst out shopping today…

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

…when I saw someone had left a baby in their car. On it's own, in this heat, crying its eyes out. I did the responsible thing and picked up a rock. Took…

What do you call a cannibal without teeth?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A can't nibble Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the cannibal joke, titled "Joke Poo: Potty Humor Edition": Original Joke: What do you call a cannibal without teeth?…

My grandad told me he’s never committed six of the seven deadly sins.

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

He’s just too lazy to tell us which ones." Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke’s structure: Joke Poo: My Parrot’s Philosophy My parrot keeps squawking that…

What are the three main signs of an impending stroke?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Kleenex, hand-cream and pornography Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the stroke joke, keeping a similar structure but changing the key elements: Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Nightmare What are…

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A BaBOOM! Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a chef in a chocolate factory? Answer: A FUDGE up! Alright, let’s dissect this explosive joke! Original Joke Analysis: Setup: "What do you…

I often tell my wife she looks like Charlize Theron in her Oscar winning performance.

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thank god she still hasn’t look that one up. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I often tell my dog he reminds me of Lassie…

I keep having to remind people that the plural of “octopus” is not “octopi”.

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Boy, people can be such ignorami. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I keep having to remind people that the collective noun for a group of pigeons is not a "flight". Boy,…

When driving, what’s your favourite gear?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mine is reverse, it really takes me back Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Compost Crafter When gardening, what’s your favorite decomposition…

A man goes into a bar

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

He orders 8 beers and has them lined up on th e bar. He drinks the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th beer. Barman asks if he okay? Guy replies , Yes mate….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
  • I have sex 24/7
  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.

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