Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the autopsy club joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Circle Super…
Was in the carpark whilst out shopping today…
…when I saw someone had left a baby in their car. On it's own, in this heat, crying its eyes out. I did the responsible thing and picked up a rock. Took…
What do you call a cannibal without teeth?
A can't nibble Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the cannibal joke, titled "Joke Poo: Potty Humor Edition": Original Joke: What do you call a cannibal without teeth?…
My grandad told me he’s never committed six of the seven deadly sins.
He’s just too lazy to tell us which ones." Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke’s structure: Joke Poo: My Parrot’s Philosophy My parrot keeps squawking that…
What are the three main signs of an impending stroke?
Kleenex, hand-cream and pornography Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the stroke joke, keeping a similar structure but changing the key elements: Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Nightmare What are…
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A BaBOOM! Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a chef in a chocolate factory? Answer: A FUDGE up! Alright, let’s dissect this explosive joke! Original Joke Analysis: Setup: "What do you…
I often tell my wife she looks like Charlize Theron in her Oscar winning performance.
Thank god she still hasn’t look that one up. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I often tell my dog he reminds me of Lassie…
I keep having to remind people that the plural of “octopus” is not “octopi”.
Boy, people can be such ignorami. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I keep having to remind people that the collective noun for a group of pigeons is not a "flight". Boy,…
When driving, what’s your favourite gear?
Mine is reverse, it really takes me back Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Compost Crafter When gardening, what’s your favorite decomposition…
A man goes into a bar
He orders 8 beers and has them lined up on th e bar. He drinks the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th beer. Barman asks if he okay? Guy replies , Yes mate….