He asks ‘do you sell fish cakes’, lady behind counter says ‘no, sorry’. He says ‘shame, it’s Dave’s birthday today’ Joke Poo: Man Walks Into a Dog Groomers A woman walks into…
Why shouldn’t you lick a pole in winter?
Because he'll get mad. This applies to the other three seasons as well. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original “Why shouldn’t you lick a pole in…
I read in the news this week about an Afghan migrant who was jailed for sending death threats to Nigel Farage
……..I'm fed up with people coming over here, doing our jobs*. *I am not condoning death threats, just trying to make a joke, so please keep it civil Okay, here’s my attempt…
A couple of guys are at a bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…
My cannibal girlfriend finally convinced me to sleep over.
She promised to make me breakfast in the morning. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the cannibal girlfriend joke: Title: Haunted Airbnb My ghost Airbnb host finally convinced me to spend…
Robert, 85, married Jenny, 25.
Since her new husband was so old, Jenny decided that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she was concerned that her husband might overexert himself if they…
What’s a pirates least favourite letter?
Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider. Joke Poo: What’s a Gardener’s Least Favorite Soil Amendment? Dear sir, Your prize-winning roses have contracted…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked…
What do you call a horrific car accident with fruit driving the cars?
Traffic Jam Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “Traffic Jam” joke, titled… “Toilet Clog”: Toilet Clog What do you call a desperate plumber battling a monstrous blockage…
Why are pirate jokes always bad?
They're all Arrr-full Okay, here’s the original joke again: Why are pirate jokes always bad? They’re all Arrr-full! And here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Dairy Aisle Disaster”: Dairy…