Traffic Jam Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “Traffic Jam” joke, titled… “Toilet Clog”: Toilet Clog What do you call a desperate plumber battling a monstrous blockage…
Why are pirate jokes always bad?
They're all Arrr-full Okay, here’s the original joke again: Why are pirate jokes always bad? They’re all Arrr-full! And here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Dairy Aisle Disaster”: Dairy…
I never swim in French pools…
They piscine it. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo I never groom my dog in a library… They book him. Alright, let’s dive into this “piscine” joke! Joke Breakdown:…
My wife pulled me aside at a party and asked why I act like I’m obligated to tell people I used to go out with a journalist.
I said, “C’mon babe, you know I’m a mandated reporter.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Taxidermist’s Tale My husband cornered me at the zoo and…
A man walks in to a computer parts store.
Spotting a new customer clearly searching for something, an employee approaches. After exchanging greetings, the customer says, "Yeah, I think you can help me. I need more of that . . ….
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the hooker and drug dealer joke: Title: Corporate Synergy What’s the difference between…
Why are demons and ghouls always together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend. Joke Poo: Why Did the Compost Heap Throw a Party? Because it wanted to be a fungi to be around! Alright, let’s break down this…
What is the difference between a chemist and a factory worker?
They way the pronounce the word "unionized". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your example: Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Edge What’s the difference between a botanist and a…
I just helped a local cop find some drugs and got $100 for it.
God, I love selling drugs. Joke Poo: Title: I Just Helped a Plumber… I just helped a local plumber find a clogged drain and got $200 for it. God, I love being…
A woman is getting concerned about her husband’s expanding waistline. Soon, it got to a point where she could no longer ignore it especially as he was still young and handsome.
"Honey", she said seductively, "if you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you." He said "Lose 10 pounds and I'll watch." Joke Poo: The Tech Support Ticket A network administrator…