I said I can’t right now I’m busy working. He cracked up laughing that’s a good one Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “Procrastination Paradox”: Title: Procrastination Paradox My…
3 cannibals…
3 cannibals got blown out to sea and lost for a number of days. Just as they were about to play paper/scissors/rock to see which two would eat the other, one of…
If I had a penny for every time I misspelled something,
I'd have a lot of penis. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: If I Had a Cent If I had a cent…
My girlfriend asked me if I was seeing someone else…
Honestly, she's starting to sound like my wife. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo: The Performance Review My boss asked me during my performance review if I was meeting…
Settling this once and for all. The “G” in GIF is pronounced…
… like the "G" in "gorgeous" Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: Settling this once and for all. The “G” in GIF is pronounced… like the “G” in “gorgeous”. Joke Poo –…
(Warning: extra stupid joke)
A guy walked along the beach and found an ancient lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie came out. "You've freed me!" it said. "In gratitude, I'll grant one wish. But it…
I got the wife a bag and belt for her birthday
The Hoover works a treat now Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Spreader I got the farmer a bag and spreader for…
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look they give you when you nail them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a pizza delivery guy? The look they give you when…
What happens if you fail to pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when you don’t tip your toilet paper delivery guy? You get a crappy service next time. Alright, let’s dissect this exorcist joke! Original Joke…
A man bumps into and recognizes Satan on the beach in the Dominican Republic.
Satan tells the man he will perform one evil deed providing the man agrees to never mention they met. The man says, “it’s a deal, just give me a secret tunnel to…