The Hoover works a treat now Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Spreader I got the farmer a bag and spreader for…
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look they give you when you nail them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a pizza delivery guy? The look they give you when…
What happens if you fail to pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when you don’t tip your toilet paper delivery guy? You get a crappy service next time. Alright, let’s dissect this exorcist joke! Original Joke…
A man bumps into and recognizes Satan on the beach in the Dominican Republic.
Satan tells the man he will perform one evil deed providing the man agrees to never mention they met. The man says, “it’s a deal, just give me a secret tunnel to…
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Okay, I’ll take that challenge! Here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and surprise, but with a new subject: Joke Poo:…
What is the answer when you multiply the hair count of everyone in the world?
Zero. Thanks to the balds. Joke Poo: What’s the Answer? What’s the answer when you multiply the number of functioning bladders of everyone in the world? Zero. Thanks to the incontinent. Alright,…
A man is telling the bartender about his nightmares and difficulty sleeping as he sips his beer. Another patron arrives and sits a few stools away, listening to the other guy talking about recurring nightmares from his childhood – monsters under his bed that keep him anxious, worried, and awake all
The second patron is a psychiatrist and feeling compelled to assist, offers the man with nightmares a session at a discount and gives him his card. The psychiatrist finishes his drink and…
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me
He asked which companies. I said, Gas, electric, and water. He didn’t laugh. I didn’t get the raise. But the next day, he came in with a huge grin and said, I…
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around,that they offered a standing €1,000 bet. The barman would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into…
On a windy day this guy sees an elderly rabbi get his hat blown off, so the guy runs after the hat and manages to grab it. The rabbi is very grateful. He hands the guy a $20 bill and says “God bless you, young man!”
The guy figures this is his lucky day, so he goes to the racetrack. He sees that one of the horses in the first race is named "Top Hat," and thinks to…