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Have you noticed how many people have rock lamps their homes these days?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Must be all the lava lamps from the 70s that have finally cooled down… Joke Poo: Have you noticed how many people have tiny succulents in their homes these days? Must be…

An Irish girl fall in love with a Greek man

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Her mother and father are not entirely happy with this, but they can see that the two are truly in love and want the best for them. Before the two go on…

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…

Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian, was still a virgin.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

On her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of…

Why is it taking so long to analyze the Black Box data from the Air India crash?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because even in India, tech support puts investigators on hold. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why is it taking so long to clean…

A woman dies just after finding out her husband was having an affair

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

When she makes it to heaven, the angel at the gate asked her if she can spell "Love" before letting her in. And she does so. Eventually she earns her wings and…

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, keeping the structure and surprise element similar: Joke Poo: The…

Is it as good as yours?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A small town countryman decides to go to the city. He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for…

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic homophobic terrorist leader?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got rid of all of the IED programs Joke Poo: Did you hear about the Colorblind Interior Designer? He decorated the entire office in a delightful shade of…well, nobody’s quite sure…

What did the alpha particle say to the depressed gamma photon?

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

There’s plenty of fission, thus, c. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original nuclear physics joke: Title: Joke Poo What did the lonely, existential bagel say to the overworked…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
  • I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.

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