The hard part of curing erectile dysfunction is convincing your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Art Critic The easy part of writing a scathing art critique is flowery language…
I recently dropped 8 1/2 pounds
I hope my friend’s baby is OK Okay, I’ll play along. Here’s your "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I recently added 12 cubic feet of…
Smoked some cannabis. Made up a little poem.
Called it a high-ku. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the same pun structure: Joke Poo: Late Night Code Stayed up coding late. Wrote a function so tight. Called it "a bug…
Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia?
To make you number. Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers…? Original Joke: Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia? To make you number. Joke Poo: Why do plumbers make…
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached…
A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winter
She tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!" The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or…
There’s three guys who have/had business at a whorehouse this day…
One guy is in the whorehouse. One guy is headed there and the other guy is headed home. What are their nationalities? The one headed home is Finnish The one headed there…
fuck, you are so tight…
I whisper as I do my budget for the month Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Sticky Situation "Damn, this is so firm…" I…
Did you hear that Lorraina Bobbitt died in a car accident?
Some dick cut her off Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorraina Bobbitt joke, retitled and hopefully carrying a similar (albeit dark) comedic energy: Joke Poo: The…
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda.
But when I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your example: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Dumpster Dive Last…