He asked which companies. I said, Gas, electric, and water. He didn’t laugh. I didn’t get the raise. But the next day, he came in with a huge grin and said, I…
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around,that they offered a standing €1,000 bet. The barman would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into…
On a windy day this guy sees an elderly rabbi get his hat blown off, so the guy runs after the hat and manages to grab it. The rabbi is very grateful. He hands the guy a $20 bill and says “God bless you, young man!”
The guy figures this is his lucky day, so he goes to the racetrack. He sees that one of the horses in the first race is named "Top Hat," and thinks to…
Inexperienced judge
After hearing the appeal of a 64 year-old woman caught in a prostitution sting, the inexperienced judge called for a short recess. He went down the hall to speak with a veteran…
Friendly Aliens land at UN.
One day aliens land a spacecraft at the UN and it turns out they are very friendly. All the world leaders are meeting them. Eventually the Pope arrives and when he meets…
For my 18th birthday my uncle gave me his poster collection of -70s and -80s playboy bunnies.
Or hares, as they were called back in the day. Okay, here’s a joke based on your “Playboy Bunny” joke, designed to maintain a similar structure and comedic surprise: Joke Poo: My…
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle.
He looked around and didn't see anyone, so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you…
I’m finally ready to admit that I’m secretly married to four different women.
I think that's big o' me. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I’m finally ready to admit I’ve been secretly subscribing to…
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolls to a stop at the curb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulls away, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman
"Where to?" he stammers. "Union Station," says the woman. "You got it," he says, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman catches him staring at her and asks, "Just what…
My wife is pissed at me because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the flower joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Delivery My vet is furious with me because…